How can my mama help me deal with my Kitten Crazies?

Bonjour, Most Esteemed and Knowledgable Kitties!
Hi! My name is Figo! I look just like Sinéad! My human mom wrote to you a while ago (before I was born) to ask how she could make her little apartment in Belgium safe for me (even though she didn’t know it was for me, because I didn’t exist [...]