My cat won’t stop meowing. Please help before I lose my mind!

Dear Most Esteemed and Knowledgeable Kitties:
My 2 1/2-year-old cat, Pickle, will not stop meowing in the mornings. We tried completely ignoring him for two months, we tried squirting him with water every time he meows, we tried a scat mat (he has a particular spot he meows from) and we have tried a Sssscat motion [...]

Why can’t my cat meow?

Dear Most Esteemed and Knowledgeable Kitties:
Why can’t my cat meow? He is able to make a squeak sort of like a newborn kitten.
~Josh
Siouxsie: Well, Josh, every cat has a different kind of voice. I myself have a lovely, full-bodied meow. Sometimes I make little trills and grumbles, too, but my voice is rather low-pitched [...]